Becoming A Man of A Certain Age......

Well then dear readers, I have just reached the age of two score and twenty, or what many people call, “A man of a certain age”.

Unlike many people who reach this age I am not undergoing my second mid-life crisis (I did that when I reached 50) but I am embracing it with unbridled enthusiasm. After all, people keep telling me that 60 is the new 40 (mind you the people who tell me this are all in their 30’s!),

However, I prefer to adopt the view that you are only as old as the woman you feel and as Mrs. C is still basking in that wonderful decade that all women seem to have between the age of 48 and 49, I am all good then!

So, how was I planning to mark this milestone? My regular readers will have already guessed correctly; by surrounding myself with the people I love most in all the world and engaging in a bout of unrestricted eating and drinking! After all, the family motto is “ Ad Excessum” (To Excess!), or as our children like to call it, “Being Jolly whilst cracking open the Bolly”! That would have been our family motto but my colloquial Latin is a tad rusty so please email any suggested Latin translations in the comments section below.

When I mentioned my celebratory plans to the kids they all cleared their diaries at lightning speed, confirmed their availability and we arranged to meet up in London for a weekend to remember.

In preparation, Mrs C and I arrived in London a day early, so that I could visit my doctor (all men of a certain age have a doctor) and undergo my pre-60 check-up. The good news was that everything was where it should have been, was in full working order and nothing appeared to be in danger of dropping off! Perfect, the bar was now officially open and mine’s a large one….oops sorry wrong blog!

So what next? Easy, head to Ladurée at Covent Garden for lunch. The temperature in London was absolutely baltic and so I couldn’t wait to get inside and sample the delights of Ladurée. Our charming waitress then asked if she could get us some water…?! I replied, “why was there a fire”? Instead I settled on a steaming bowl of French Onion Soup and a Vodka Martini with a twist. Wishing to redeem herself and sensing a huge tip in the offing our waitress then said that she assumed my Martini would be shaken not stirred! Good save I thought. “Money Penny” (a.k.a. Mrs C). and I then enjoyed a deliciously romantic lunch.

After lunch we decided to watch some of the street artists. One gentleman in particular seemed to be struggling to gee up the crowd and so I thought I would lend some encouragement (read as thoroughly embarrass Mrs. C). Our entertainer was indeed trying his best, never easy when you are up a ladder in 4 degrees Celsius dressed in a kilt. Scanning the crowd he honed in on me with a laser-like focus (clearly he was looking for “a man of a certain age”) and before I knew it I was front and centre and became part of the show.

Our artiste certainly knew how to work a crowd and whilst juggling three huge knives he set about improvising our impromptu double act. He threw me a couple of the knives which I deftly caught without dismembering myself. At this point I was standing on a box in front of about two hundred people.

To my surprise an attractive young women with a rather shapely ankle and an apparent keen eye for a sharp blade shouted out that she would give me a tenner if I showed her my chopper? Oooerr!!. The crowd roared enthusiastically (read expectantly) and my co-artiste sensed that he was in for a good pay-day with his new stooge and whispered that I should do anything they ask for a tenner!! Now, I am normally the master of the double entendre and Mrs. C knows me well. Indeed, I never back down from a challenge and she was preparing not to look, unlike the two hundred people watching the show who knew exactly where to look and who were now becoming increasingly enthusiastic at the prospect of me becoming even more participative than originally envisaged!

Given that I did not have a “chopper”, either physically, figuratively or metaphorically, but was clearly expected to whip out something, I dropped the knives (and nothing else!), jumped off the box and did what any “man of a certain age” would do when under pressure to perform an act of exposure; I whipped out my Leica M10P with the 50mm Summilux and snapped a few images. True dedication to my art!

The show finally wound up with the other half of our impromptu double act, still up a ladder, stripping down to his Y-fronts whilst juggling with three large knives. Here is the image to prove it.

Following raucous cheers from our “fans” they then started to throw money, which he deftly collected. With a wry smile my comedic partner gave me a toothy grin, shook my hand, thanked me for being such a good sport and exited stage left. Meantime I left pot-less but with a feeling that at least I had done my good deed for the day.

Back in tourist mode and despite the fading light, we then headed for the Embankment so that I could get a few touristy shots of familiar London landmarks:

What a first day in London, which was topped off by a great meal at one of the many fine purveyors of sub-continental cuisine (read curry houses) in Tooting Broadway. A mutton Byriani, some samosa chat and channa masala and I was in my happy place.

The next morning we rendezvoused at the café located in the wonderful Victoria and Albert Museum. Majestic surroundings from which to start our London extravaganza.

After a steaming Americano and a pain au chocolate, Team Chivers explored the V & A in order to soak up some culture. Now culture is a luxury but calories are essential and in true family spirit we found ourselves in Ceru, a cheeky little Lebanese restaurant in the heart of South Kensington. The food was sensational, traditional Lebanese but with a twist! Well done Matthew, great recommendation. We had the traditional arabic starters and dips accompanied by a aromatically spiced beef cheek, half a rabbit and some chicken shish tawouk. The memories were flooding back.

In order to burn off the calories we decided on a walk through Hyde Park. But where to start? The usual Chinese Parliament ensued and it was out with the sat-navs.

First off was the Albert Memorial which I tried to capture from a different perspective.

The one thing that never ceases to amaze me is how much green space there is in the heart of London, which is filled with wildlife, all of which have become very tame as they seek to be fed by the tourists. Now the manually focussed Leica M10P and 50 Summilux combo is not renouned for nature photography, but I did manage a couple of images that I was quite proud of:

As we walked out of the park gate we even encountered a Rhino!

The final destination had to be Harrods. We naively thought we would pop in to the food hall for a quick coffee and a cake. Not a hope in hell, it was absolutely rammed, so we decided to leave that for another day.

Having suitably warmed up our taste buds the main event was dinner at Roka Charlotte Street. Now we were a regular at the wonderful Dubai Roka and it has always been a firm favourite with all the family. As the evening was likely to get a bit messy we decided to have a group shot and then invoke a no camera rule. Just good food, good company and a libation or three and of course, we were jolly and we certainly did crack open the Bolly!

We spent our final day in Hampstead North London. Matthew lives there and was our guide for the day. What a fab time we had exploring the village itself, Hampstead Heath and the calorific delights of the neighbourhood.

I also didn’t know how many hills there were in this area and once again, London delivered with beautiful greenery and scenery. We did manage a visit to the Pergola which provided me with the opportunity to grab a few images of the kids. We were going for the ‘Country Life” look which seemed quite appropriate really.

Mrs. C and I couldn’t be happier. We had left the expat life to share quality time with the people we love and hopefully we have started how we mean to continue. My favourite image of the weekend was one I grabbed of Anna and Simon outside of Harrods.

Mrs. C and I feel so blessed to have such a wonderful family. From the bottom of my heart thank you for making my 60th birthday so special.

Auntie Sarah Does Dubai………..

In the words of the immortal Max Bygraves (you have to be of a certain age to remember Max),”Let me tell you a story”.

In fact, let me take you back to Christmas 2019. We are all sitting around the dinner table in a rainy and windy Plymouth (we get that a lot in Plymouth) and we are all so excited as we planed Auntie Sarah’s proposed visit to Dubai in the November of 2020 so that she could attend the Dubai Expo 2020. Oh the best-laid plans of mice and men; what could possibly go wrong?

So how were we to know that for the first time in our life-times a global pandemic was about to hit us, we would be locked-down, subject to mandatory testing, travel restrictions, vaccinations, boosters, mandatory mask wearing and would have to learn a whole new vocabulary….the list is endless. However, and as always, the Chivs, Steeds and the Nortons adopted a Churchillian spirit, we hunkered down, we stocked up, we Zoomed in and somehow, we managed to get through it.

So, two and a bit years later Auntie Sarah’s “Great Progress” was back on. After all, lightening never strikes twice…..or does it? Well, in this case it did. Approximately two weeks before “D-Day” we all caught the dreaded COVID. We don’t know how as we are so careful but we did. Would this mean yet another cancelled trip? Fortunately and assisted by two vaccinations, a booster and some TLC and with a couple of days to spare we all recovered, got our clear lateral flow tests and the trip was back on…phew!

Now Auntie Sarah is a real star and one of those house guests you just love; adventurous, up for anything, eats everything and takes a libation when offered. On the libation front I can assure you that Auntie Sarah takes her hydration extremely seriously. So it was off to the alcohol store, ship in copious amounts of Sauvignon Blanc and have a bottle of Armenian brandy for back up. We were ready.

Auntie Sarah was joined on her trip by Mike. What a great chap he is. It was his first trip to the Middle East. He too is easy going and up for anything but most importantly he is a Fujilover and turned up with his trusty XT3. Perfect, I would have a partner in crime and someone to go out to play with.

Now I believe that with every trip you start as you mean to go on. So it was off to the trendy Filia Italian Restaurant located on the 70th floor of the SLS Hotel. Auntie Sarah was in her natural environment as she mingled with the glitterati, sampled the fantastic food and took full advantage of the wonderful nighttime views of downtown Dubai. She especially made me laugh when our waitress asked her if she had any allergies, to which Auntie Sarah immediately replied “Short Measures”! Our waitress got the message and ensured that Auntie Sarah remained fully topped up throughout the evening.

After a cracking dinner we rounded off the evening by paying a visit to Souk Al Bahar to experience the lake surrounding Bur Khalifa and of course the famous Dubai Fountains. Despite having participated with my renowned enthusiasm in the red wine, my hands were sufficiently steady to capture an arty shot across the water.

An area of Dubai which is my firm favourite is the Dubai Creek. More specifically, the area around Shindagha. It brings back so many memories for me of those days when I worked for the good old British Bank of the Middle East (now HSBC) where my office overlooked the Creek.

For me, the glitz and glam of high rise Dubai is wonderful and in parts quite iconic. However, it is this old school heart of Dubai which gives you the sights, sounds and smells of the true Middle East which I fell in love with all those years ago.

Our first destination was breakfast at the wonderful Mazmi Cafe. Just walk through Mina Bazaar (the textile Market), turn left and then stop before you fall in the Creek.

Here you will see tourists, residents and local Emiratis all enjoying a fabulous breakfast. Mrs. C and Auntie Sarah shared the local bread basket whilst Mike and I went full throttle with a bowl of delicious Shakshouka (basically tomatoes, onion, egg and spiced with Paprika). As we enjoyed our breakfast the hustle and bustle of Dubai Creek carried on before our eyes and of course, Mike was quick to take a few images with the Fuji.

I could tell that the girls were also in their happy place as there were no objections when I asked to grab an image of them. I love this image with the picture of Sheikh Rashid and Sheikh Zayed in the top left corner.

Fully fuelled our next challenge was to do a bit of haggling in Mina Bazaar and buy a few souvenirs. Auntie Sarah was “in like Flynn”. As she terrorised a poor shop keeper with her negotiating skills it was like taking candy from a baby. Poor misguided chap actually thought he had a chance. However, once he realised the futility of it all Auntie Sarah secured her price, money was handed over and the deal was done!

With the spoils of war in hands our next job was a trip across the Creek on one of the local Abras. At a Dirham a head its a bargain and is by far the best way to see Dubai from a different perspective. Today it is completely organised but back in the day it was a complete scrum-down and many a tourist ending up in the Creek!

Despite the hustle and bustle (and by the way no-one fell in) some of the Abra drivers still managed 40 winks as the temperature started to rise towards a simmering 40 degrees.

Once we reached the banks of Deira Dubai we skirted the old spice Souk and took a brief stroll through the famous Gold Souk.

By now it was simply too hot for our visitors and the Souk was rammed with tourists. So it was back across the Creek, in to the chilled aircon of the Landcruiser and off to Al Qasr for a well earned cuppa.

I must say that we were all having such a great time and in amongst all the sight seeing Auntie Sarah and Mike did mange to have some down-time and relax by the pool. However, their final day had arrived and no better way to spend it than with a visit to our most favourite place in the UAE, the Al Maha Desert Resort.

Actually Al Maha is a luxury resort that has been built as part of a desert conservation area. You have to book to get in and for those that like to enjoy a fabulous lunch, enjoy seeing wildlife undisturbed in its natural habitat and experience the desert in a highly civilised manner, this is the way to go. What I also enjoy is that at Al Maha nothing is ever rushed yet everything gets done with a quiet efficiency.

As we entered through the old doors in to the lobby I managed to grab an image of Auntie Sarah who was in Audry Hepburn mode.

Then I remembered I had taken a similar image of Eleanor (Auntie Sarah’s daughter) when she last visited. What do you think….they could be sisters!

As we stood on the restaurant veranda, soaking up the atmosphere all were in their happy place, which allowed me to once again grab some images of the girls.

Following a sumptuous lunch it was time for a desert drive with our young South African guide Kester. He was so knowledgable about the desert and the wildlife and it was clear that conservation was his passion. As I managed to capture a couple of images of the Arabian Gazelle and the Arabian Oryx, it did strike me how nature thrives, as long as we humans don’t do out best to muck it up.

What a week we had. Although Auntie Sarah did not make it to Expo we did have such fun. Once again fabulous memories shared with the people we love. Best of all we are already planning our next adventure. Watch this space!

A Desert Staycation.......

A Desert Staycation………

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Now the title to this blog implies a camping trip in to the wilderness. Well, it is fair to say that the notion of camping and mention of Mrs. C in the same sentence is a complete juxtaposition. Indeed, Mrs. C's idea of camping primarily involves a deluxe room on the club floor at the Four Seasons!

So when we decided to indulge ourselves and celebrate our forthcoming 32nd Wedding Anniversary by enjoying a romantic desert staycation there was only one option, the wonderful Al Maha Desert Resort.

Al Maha is our most favourite place to visit in the entire U.A.E. It is the perfect spot for a quiet Friday lunch and a destination where we always take visiting friends and family. So when we decided to treat ourselves and have a quiet weekend away from the hustle and bustle which is modern Dubai, we could think of no better place.

What we love about Al Maha is that when you arrive you truly feel that you are in the middle of the Desert, albeit in 5-star luxury whilst being only a 45 minute drive from the heart of Dubai. More than that, it is the genuine welcome you receive from the lovely staff, the fact that nothing is rushed and that everything appears to be available to you at your convenience.

Our private chalet was rather splendid. When you enter everything is sort of old school but in in a luxurious sort of way.

Mrs. C embracing the Holiday spirit!:

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Then, as you open the patio doors on to your private pool, you have the view, and what a view!:

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For us the highlight of the trip was to be two activities:

  1. A visit to the dunes at sunset by camel.

  2. An early morning nature-walk.

Now just like camping, you also rarely mention camels and Mrs.C in the same sentence. Indeed, it is fair to say that in 25 years of living in Dubai this was to be only the second occasion that she would agree to participate! However, she was so glad she did.

Like everything else this was done in "Al Maha Style". We were asked to gather at around 5pm in the main building, where the staff had considerately laid out a full afternoon tea to ensure we were suitable refreshed and fortified before our desert adventure.

Our guide then took a party of about 20 people down to the edge of the desert where our trusty steeds were quitely waiting for us. Our particular "ship of the desert" was a spritely looking filly who appeared particularly relaxed, right up until she saw me trying to clamber on board and realized that they don't call me Chunk for nothing!

Up close and personal with our trusty steed:

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Naturally, I had the Fuji with me as I needed proof that Mrs. C actually did this and as we both sat astride our trusty steed I reluctantly handed over the XH1 to the camel driver to take a few shots. How difficult could it be…..very! After five minutes of cursing in Arabic, the fervent pressing of buttons, about 15 attempts and despite continuous autofocus engaged and 5 point in body image stabilization active, our camel driver eventually got one shot almost in focus (whilst cutting off the head of our camel) and here is the proof. I think this one will go up on the Chivers Wall of Fame!

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Then we were off. Our only other camel expedition had involved a two minute ride around a dune and then back for a gin and tonic. This was to be a much grander affair involving a 30 minute trek in to the desert and as I clung on to the saddle for dear life, I had what can only be described as a Lawrence of Arabia moment, as I imagined myself leading the bedouin army in to battle. However, I was soon brought back to reality with a jolt of searing pain as our trusty steed went in to a gentle trot, resulting in certain parts of me, that will remain un-mentioned, getting crushed against what may loosely be described as the saddle. I think our camel driver thought I was having tears of joy!

Actually fair play to the XH1. Despite what some Youtubers might tell you it is actually quite superb and I managed a couple of shots of both our camel and camel driver, one handed, as we crashed through the desert.

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Eventually we arrived at our destination. As i gingerly dismounted and the circulation gradually crept back in to the depths of my nether-regions, we were greeted by a charming steward who proferred a refreshing glass of Champagne. Well what else do you drink you drink when venturing in to the great un-known?

Anyone for Crystal?:

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Whilst our group was enthusiastically quaffing back the fizz I grabbed the Fuji and set off to record the sunset across the virgin sand and rolling dunes. As most landscape photographers will tell you, nothing ever goes to plan. Whilst the setting was perfect the sunset did not play ball and in fact never actually materialized, as there was significant cloud cover and the light was pretty flat. Nevertheless, there was enough light to put together a composition and in the circumstances I was extremely pleased.

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Suitably refreshed we returned to our trusty steed, who was already girding her loins (can camels gird and do they have loins?) to carry us back to HQ and our gastronomic dinner.

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The lovely thing about Al Maha is that it is a conservation area and is fenced off from the general public. So the desert is natural and un-spoilt and the wildlife is free and can roam un-fettered and without fear. It is surprising how well nature copes without un-wanted interference from humans.

Gazelle for dinner?:

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That evening our romantic anniversary dinner was quite delightful, consisting of a deep fried scallop drenched by a delicate pea voloute to start, followed by lightly steamed Cod in a rather cheeky lobster bisque with a king prawn gently resting on top screaming devour me! This was all washed-down with a delightful South African Shiraz. All was very well in my world and it was fair to say that this little adventure had firmly re-kindled the old magic and Mrs. C had a very good chance of getting lucky!

Then of course my cunning plan collapsed before it ever began and it was off to bed for a bit of kip as Mrs. C reminded me that we had to be up at 4.45 a.m. for our dawn nature-walk!

Surprisingly the only people to turn up at 4.45 am for the nature walk were Mrs. C and me! Our South African guide, Kharlich, told us not to rush as we enjoyed a cup of tea and croissant on the Hotel veranda overlooking the oasis in the distance:

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Then it was off on our trek. Actually, it was more of a gentle stroll in the desert rather than a Bear Grylls type experience.

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Indeed, we were informed about the Ghaf tree, the national tree of the UAE, the fire bush and were shown how the Bedouin tribesmen rub the dry branches together to make tinder for their fires and Kharlich explained about the local wild life and how the wardens try and interfere a little as possible with the "circle of life".

Gazelles roam free and are extremely tame:

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Other than the beautiful Gazelles and Oryx that roam free across the whole estate there are of course the usual desert creatures, two types of venomous scorpions, ants the size of your big toe that can give you a rather nasty bite and of course two species of venomous vipers which are apparently highly camouflaged and very easy to step on!! Needless to say, once this information was imparted by our trusty guide I stopped fiddling with the Fuji and my eyes switched to "lazer-beam mode". It is fair to say that I was on red-alert, especially when we came across the grizzly skeleton of a gazelle, which had clearly succumbed to one or other of these predators!

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We also learned to differentiate the tracks of the various animals and insects. I was particularly keen to learn about the tracks of the vipers, scorpions and man-eating ants!

We then arrived at an oasis, just as Dawn began to break, where I found my shot of the morning. In photography sometimes the planets do align and everything comes together and for me this is one of the images I will take away from Dubai, when we eventually return home to the South West of England and which will always remind us of our wonderful time at Al Maha.

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Well there you have it. Such a wonderful weekend and it all passed by so quickly.

Should you ever decide to pass through Dubai then I whole heartedly recommend a stay at Al Maha. Yes you will have to save-up as it really is a treat, although you can be assured that it will provide you with experiences and memories of Dubai that you will never forget.

For me it was also a wedding anniversary I shall never forget. I consider myself so fortunate in life that 32 years ago I succumbed to the seductive charms of Mrs. C (reader please note that Mrs. C claims she was a child bride and has an entirely different recollection of the seduction episode!). She has given me two wonderful children, she has been a mother to us all, she is my soulmate, my best friend and will always be the love of my life. Best decision I ever made!